10 Worst Puns of All Time

10 Worst Puns of All Time
  1. I know its cheesy, but I feel grate
  2. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator
  3. What happens to nitrogen when the sun rises? It becomes daytrogen
  4. What’s the tallest buildings in your city? The library because it has the most stories
  5. What do you call a snobbish criminal going down stairs? A condescending con descending.
  6. Did you hear the joke about the high wall? It’s hilarious, I’m still trying to get over it.
  7. A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, “uno, dos…” … he disappeared without a tres.
  8. Why don’t skeletons ask anyone out? They don’t have the guts.
  9. Which American president was least guilty? Lincoln – he was in a cent
  10. What’s the difference between a pizza and my pizza jokes? My pizza jokes can’t be topped!