A chud is defined in the Urban Dictionary as “Anyone who has no good qualities at all”. You may think for a minute, how could the NBA, one of the worlds most premier sports leagues, consist of bonafide chuds? In this article I will find the rare people that do constitute as chuds, and what defines their overall state of chudness. It must be noted that these players mentioned are chuds in terms of NBA players, and are surely antichuds compared to your average joe. 

#1: The whole Brooklyn Nets Roster besides Michael Porter Jr- This team defines the word chud. Chud is the Nets and The Nets are Chud. This poverty franchise was outscored by 53 points to the Pistons who are for some reason outrageously tuff this year. The

A chud is defined in the Urban Dictionary as “Anyone who has no good qualities at all”. You may think for a minute, how could the NBA, one of the worlds most premier sports leagues, consist of bonafide chuds? In this article I will find the rare people that do constitute as chuds, and what defines their overall state of chudness. It must be noted that these players mentioned are chuds in terms of NBA players, and are surely antichuds compared to your average joe. 

#1: The whole Brooklyn Nets Roster besides Michael Porter Jr- This team defines the word chud. Chud is the Nets and The Nets are Chud. This poverty franchise was outscored by 53 points to the Pistons who are for some reason outrageously tuff this year. The largest lead of this game was 55 points, that is ridiculous. Without Michael Porter Jr, this team would be worse than the Sacramento Kings (We will get to them later). Somehow this beautiful man is averaging 26 points a game on this absolute disappointment of a roster, as he simply just chucks shots up and they go in. Poor guy. This roster is about as deep as a small lagoon, and I do not see it getting any better over the course of the season. 

#2: Bronny James- This kid is purely on the Los Angeles Lakers because of his daddy. The fact that LeBron James has the pull to get the Lakers to draft a freshman who averaged 4.8 points when he played at the University of Southern California. Definite chud. He has been bounced around the NBA and the G league like a little kid on a trampoline, and has done nothing but attract media attention along the way with a few dunks on easy fast breaks. In his first two seasons in the NBA he has averaged two points a game. Of course, the second season is not over, so there is time for improvement, but I doubt Bronny James will be inspired by a high school newspaper article. I firmly believe it is likely that Bronny James has less overall points than sports center posts about him. Yes, I understand he has large shoes to fill. possibly the largest shoes to fill possible. But if your dad is the goat king Lebronny bon bon James, I believe you should by default be incredible at basketball. 

#3: Marvin Bagley III- I remember watching this dude in college on the Duke Blue Devils, and I genuinely thought he was going to be the next KD. His season on Duke was actually insane, he averaged 22 points a game and 11 rebounds a game, and was a completely dominant force on this Duke Blue Devils team. The fact that his name is even uttered in the same sentence as the eastern european basketball king Luka Doncic is insane. Marvin Bagley now averages 11 points a game, solidifying him as an absolutely obscene bust. Bagley has hopped around so many teams that his NBA heat map probably covers around half the country, I imagine his wife could not stand the sheer amount of times that they moved around.

lead of this game was 55 points, that is ridiculous. Without Michael Porter Jr, this team would be worse than the Sacramento Kings (We will get to them later). Somehow this beautiful man is averaging 26 points a game on this absolute disappointment of a roster, as he simply just chucks shots up and they go in. Poor guy. This roster is about as deep as a small lagoon, and I do not see it getting any better over the course of the season. 

#2: Bronny James- This kid is purely on the Los Angeles Lakers because of his daddy. The fact that LeBron James has the pull to get the Lakers to draft a freshman who averaged 4.8 points when he played at the University of Southern California. Definite chud. He has been bounced around the NBA and the G league like a little kid on a trampoline, and has done nothing but attract media attention along the way with a few dunks on easy fast breaks. In his first two seasons in the NBA he has averaged two points a game. Of course, the second season is not over, so there is time for improvement, but I doubt Bronny James will be inspired by a high school newspaper article. I firmly believe it is likely that Bronny James has less overall points than sports center posts about him. Yes, I understand he has large shoes to fill. possibly the largest shoes to fill possible. But if your dad is the goat king Lebronny bon bon James, I believe you should by default be incredible at basketball. 

#3: Marvin Bagley III- I remember watching this dude in college on the Duke Blue Devils, and I genuinely thought he was going to be the next KD. His season on Duke was actually insane, he averaged 22 points a game and 11 rebounds a game, and was a completely dominant force on this Duke Blue Devils team. The fact that his name is even uttered in the same sentence as the eastern european basketball king Luka Doncic is insane. Marvin Bagley now averages 11 points a game, solidifying him as an absolutely obscene bust. Bagley has hopped around so many teams that his NBA heat map probably covers around half the country, I imagine his wife could not stand the sheer amount of times that they moved around.