The wrestling team, Regional Champions of 2013 featuring Lee Davis (King of the County 2014), wants you to join! The wrestling bunch has produced such successes as Josh McDermett, a two-time State champion who now attends a Division I wrestling school. Take this quiz to find out if you’re a good fit for this elite squad:

Do you want to get ripped?

A. Yes

B. No

Do you want to attract babes?

A. Yes

B. No

Do you want to feel accomplished?

A. Yes

B. No

Do you want to win fights?

A. Yes

B. No

Do you want to learn “cool” wrestling moves?

A. Yes

B. No

Do like wearing skin-tight clothing?

A. Yes

B. No

Are you too short for basketball?

A. Yes

B. No

If you answered mostly A’s, you should join the wrestling team! Even if you didn’t, you should still join the wrestling team! Contact seniors States Beall, Sam Cabiness, Eli Roberts, Thomas Lehman, Lee Davis, or Creed Branham by November if you’re interested in joining!