US States: Ranked

Don’t hate the player, hate the game

Mason Leath, Staff Writer|May 2, 2020

Yesterday, I learned all of the state capitals and flags for fun, and I knew I had reached rock bottom. So, let’s take a trip around our country to find the best and worst parts. If I hurt your feelings, then I’m sorry………………this piece is #satirical.

#50 | Ohio

Charleston was cool before y’all invaded

#49 | West Virginia

I once drove through this state, and I didn’t feel good

#48 | Arkansas

I’ve heard there’s lots of bugs

#47 | Missouri

So this is where the arch is

#46 | North Dakota

You only go to North Dakota to disappear

#45 | Idaho

Their five star potato hotel

#44 | Nebraska

I kid you not, this was the first picture that came up

#43 | Alaska

Brrrrrrrr

#42 | Oklahoma

I’ll let Joe Exotic do all the talking for this state

#41 | Wyoming

I’ve heard Jackson Hole has good skiing though

#40 | Minnesota

I think the first time people remembered Minnesota existed was when Amy ran for President

#39 | Indiana

It’s sad when the one city people know is fake, Pawnee

#38 | Kansas

Does anyone actually know what state Kansas City is in now?

#37 | Iowa

Iowa caucuses are the only thing that I can think of that happened here

#36 | Kentucky

Does anything else happen in Kentucky?

#35 | Delaware

I can’t think of caption

#34 | Arizona

It’s incredible how different all the states are

#33 | Illinois

Chi-Town

#32 | New York

New YOARKA comin through

#31 | Mississippi

Claim to fame: spelling difficulty

#30 | Massachusetts

People from Boston will definitely let you know, so that’s cool I guess

#29 | Wisconsin

I find the cheeseheads so funny

#28 | South Dakota

Mount Rushmore is something everyone knows exists, but not really where. Also, I’ve heard it’s small in real life.

#27 | Michigan

Great lakes vibes

#26 | Alabama

Sweet home

#25 | Georgia

If you don’t like peaches, don’t even think about this state

#24 | Nevada

France ripped them off

#23 | New Jersey

Their governor

#22 | Pennsylvania

Pittsburg looks cool, ngl

#21 | Connecticut

Connecticut is a vibe, for sure

#20 | Maine

It’s beautiful (but cold)

#19 | Oregon

I love Oregon from what I’ve seen on Google

#18 | Tennessee

Nashville seems fun

#17 | Washington

Rain, rain, go away (unless it’s your vibe)

#16 | New Mexico

There’s just something that I really like, I don’t know…

#15 | Louisiana

Why is this house used for every promotional image of Louisiana???

#14 | Texas

You know they do it big

#13 | New Hampshire

Give a rouse

#12 | North Carolina

North Cackalacky

#11 | Utah

Underrated

#10 | Virginia

RVA baby

#9 | Maryland

Putting the M in DMV since 2012

#8 | Hawaii

Aloha!

#7 | Montana

Come on…

#6 | Vermont

No billboards in sight!

#5 | California

Hoped off the plane at LAX! (this is SB though)

#4 | South Carolina

The real outer banks

#3 | Rhode Island

Small but mighty

#2 | Florida

Florida is its own world

#1 | Colorado

If you disagree, you’ve never been

Honorable Mention | DC

Capital of them all