The Class of 2020 as the Zodiac Signs They Should Be
Completely Un-biased.
Sometimes the stars are wrong, but we’re always right. As certified astrologers, we are qualified to sort you guys. Some of you stayed the same (Davis) because you act just like your sign (Davis), but a lot of you changed. This is when you should’ve been born.
Disclaimer: Please don’t take any of this to heart.
Here’s a short description of each sign:
Aries:
Strengths: passionate, ambitious, enthusiastic, can hurl fire balls
Weaknesses: impulsive, short tempered, dry ice
Leo:
Strengths: confident, loyal, can recite the entire script of the lion king on command
Weaknesses: confident, melodramatic, keeps reciting the entire script of lion king
Sagittarius:
Strengths: exciting, friendly, won the hunger games
Weaknesses: patience, they don’t exist
Cancer:
Strengths: emotional, loyal, telepathic, nice
Weaknesses: emotional, intense, emotional
Pisces:
Strengths: creative, nice, psychic
Weakness: airhead, indecisive, evaporation
Scorpio:
Strengths: passionate, strong willed, strength
Weaknesses: secretive, possessive, weakness
Aquarius:
Strengths: tall (usually), free-spirited, inventive
Weakness: quirky, unemotional, too tall
Gemini:
Strengths: fun, adaptable, shapeshifter
Weakness: Split (2016) (the one with Bill from It 2)
Libra:
Strengths: charming, diplomatic, great gymnasts
Weaknesses: unreliable, condescending
Taurus:
Strengths: good friends, determined, very good at freeze tag
Weaknesses: stubborn, lazy, very bad at regular tag
Virgo:
Strengths: best at giving advice, Virgo
Weaknesses: worst at following advice, Virgo
Capricorn:
Strengths: practical, good leaders, Finn Wolfhard
Weaknesses: Brent Rivera, pessimistic, moody
Mallory Alexander: Scorpio
Devonte Alston: Capricorn
Ashley Anderson: Cancer
Gage Andrews: Pisces
Pearl Ayiku: Virgo
Harrison Babb: Cancer
Caelan Bailey: Virgo
Amanda Beall: Aquarius
Jack Catalano: Aries
Catherine Chopade: Taurus
Kaki Cobb: Taurus
Jameson Condon: Sagittarius
Mark Condon: Aries
Jackson Coppola: Leo
Thomas Crowley: Aquarius
Clara Cullum: Aquarius sun Aries moon
Zoey Bennett: Aquarium
Lanie Berrigan: Pisces
Cade Bitting: Capricorn
Benjamin Black: Cancer
Christian Blackburn: Aries
Charles Blanc: Pisces
Rosie Booker: Cancer
Lily Borders: Libra
Cassie Brisbin: Capricorn
Alaina Broomall: Virgo
Emma Broucqsault: Cancer
Clarke Brunson: Gemini
Camila Carrillo: Virgo
Sam Carson: Aquarius
Piper Carter: Leo
Vivian D’Souza: Virgo
Clyde Davis: Cancer
Andrew de Arellano: Scorpio
Ethan DeMille: Cancer
Molly Dickerson: Libra
Jack Dillard: Capricorn
Lucas Dillard: Aquarius
Mia DiPaolo: Capricorn
Sophia Discolo: Taurus
Josephine Drake: Gemini
Shea Duncan: Scorpio sun Cancer moon Pisces rising
Lesesne Early: Libra
Seth Early: Leo
Caroline Fair: Taurus
Sam Ford-Dirks: Taurus
Hannah Forman: Capricorn
Emily Furtick: Gemini
Gabby Gagnon: Virgo
Emory Gardner: Cancer
Sully Gholson: Nice
Carson Goodier: Virgo
Finn Gottlieb: 🙁 Scorpio
Robby Gourdie: Virgo
Megan Gray: Cancer
Kasen Groves: Aquarius
Julia Guo: Pisces
Grace Gurney: Virgo
Lucas Haas: Libra
Riley Haas: Capricorn
Luke Haenel: Pisces
Charlie Hale: Cancer
Emma Heeke: Libra
Lilli Heinrich: Cancer
Lily Herpolsheimer: Aquarius
Bailey Hillen: Leo
Chap Hodges: Taurus sun Cancer moon
Alex Huang: Aries
Caroline Hyde: Sagittarius
Libby Jaskwhich: Gemini
Mary Ashton Jenkins: Aries
Taliyah Jenkins: Gemini
Juliet Johnson: Aquarius
Kathryn Jones: Libra
Lil Cynth: Aquarius
Will Jordan: Leo
Simone Kavarana: Pisces
Brendan Kelleher: Capricorn
Ricky Keys: Aries
Ameen Khan: Libra
Will Kronsberg: Virgo
Angeline Krupa: Sagittarius
Claire Kunkle: Pisces
Eliza Lankford: Taurus
Sabrina Lawrence: Virgo
Davis Leath: Leo
Mason Leath: Gemini
Jonathan Lemon: Gemini
Eli LeRoy: Divergent
Ella Lesesne: Cancer
Jack Levenson: Libra
Elan Levine: Gemini
Oliver Lewis: Aquarius
Allison Li: Cancer
Angela Li: Sagittarius
Erin Littlejohn: Aries
Stephanie Lomeli-Garcia: Gemini
Irene Lu: Cancer
Caroline Lucas: Aquarius
Maria Lutas: Virgo
Ellie Marino: Scorpio
Mary Hope Martin: Pisces
Elizabeth Moise: Pisces
Piper Monk: Cancer
Nicolette Monnier: Sagittarius
Lee Muirhead: Aries
Quinna Muthard: Aquarius
Kyler Nguyen: Scorpio
Daniel Nichols: Cancer
Dessie Anne Nietert: Virgo
Jacob Norman: Libra
David Novo: Pisces
Lauren Osborne: Virgo
Brianna Otero: Leo
Caelan Paquette: Taurus
Avery Parker: Taurus
Caroline Patterson: Pisces
Jack Patterson: Cancer
Reid Perrett: Leo
Lily Peterson: Leo
Emma Grace Pittard: Aries
Lydia Pless: Gemini
Katie Radovanovic: Aquarius
Allison Rauls: Virgo
Katherine Ray: Aquarius
Stella Reimer: Taurus
Jonathan Roberts: Virgo
David Roddey: Aries sun Pisces moon
Sammy Rosenberg: Pisces
Shreyon Roy: Aquarius
Susannah Ryan: Taurus
Fernanda Salinas: Cancer
Stephen Savage: Gemini
Mina Schaafsma: Leo sun Aquarius moon Libra rising
Jacob Schar: Pisces
Will Schnell: Aries
Michal Segle: Leo
Kory Singleton: Aquarius
Toby Sizemore: Leo
Madison Smalley: Leo
Allyson Smith: Libra
Kyle Smith: Sagittarius
Julia Spencer: Sagittarius
Sloane Stoklosa: Gemini sun Libra moon
Michelle Sun: Capricorn
Masi Sundara: Aries
Abby Sutterlin: Aries
Jamie Terry: Scorpio
Jake Thayer: Virgo
Jordan Thomas: Gemini
Isobel Tingley: Cancer
Christie Tran: Aquarius
Amber Tu: Aquarius
Godwins Tuyishime: Pisces
Simon Vaglienti: Libra
Ben Vazquez Mora: Aquarius
Kedar Veeraswamy: Leo sun Scorpio moon
Kaitlyn Victoria: Gemini
Dhillon Wegner: Aquarius
Christian Weichsel: Libra
Ebonie White: Virgo
Sam White: Sagittarius
Emily Williams: Pisces
Sophia Wilson: Capricorn
Sophia Zhang: Virgo
Gabby Ziegler: Gemini sun
P.S. New seniors not included. The stars don’t know you yet.