After completing our feature on fellow newspaper staff, we decided it was only fair to turn our attention to the teachers we know best. These animal comparisons are meant to be fun, creative, and appreciative of the personalities that make our teachers so memorable. We only included teachers we have personally had, since we don’t know enough about everyone else yet—sorry! Please don’t take any of these comparisons too seriously, as they are all meant in good spirit and with no intention to offend. 🙂

Mrs. Akery – We decided Mrs. Akery would be a cat due to her thoughtful, humorous, and kind personality. Like a cat, she brings comfort to those around her and knows exactly when to be serious and when to lighten the mood. Her classroom feels welcoming, and her humor makes learning more enjoyable.

Señora Barba -Señora Barba embodies the Tawny Owl with her intelligence, dedication, and caring nature. She is always open to exploring new perspectives and loves sharing her culture and experiences with her students. Much like an owl, she is wise, observant, and deeply thoughtful.

Mrs. Beuk – Mrs. Beuk’s calm demeanor and graceful presence make her similar to a Snowy Egret. She creates a peaceful classroom environment where students feel supported and focused.

Señora Colon – We believe a panther matches Señora Colon the best, especially with her courage, confidence, and quiet strength.

Mr. Crye – A Border Collie perfectly represents Mr. Crye’s energized and enthusiastic personality. His passion for history is contagious, and like the intelligent and lively dog breed, he is always engaged and eager to share knowledge.

Mr. DeVenio – Mr. DeVenio would be an otter due to his chill, approachable, and funny demeanor. His class is both educational and enjoyable, and he has a way of making students feel comfortable asking questions.

Mrs. Etikerense – Mrs. Etikerense would be a tiger because she is ambitious and confident in her work. She is very enthusiastic about her subjects, especially AP Macroeconomics, and loves to spread knowledge with others. She also cares deeply for her students.

Mr. Floyd – With his humor and impressive problem-solving skills, Mr. Floyd resembles a Capuchin Monkey. His math classroom is engaging, challenging, and full of moments that keep students on their toes.

Dr. Francis -Dr. Francis shares many qualities with a giraffe: he is social, gentle, and peaceful. He brings warmth and understanding into the classroom while always maintaining a calm and supportive presence.

Mr. Garris – The eagle suits Mr. Garris well, as he is focused, enthusiastic, and logical. He encourages students to think critically and aim high in their learning.

Mr. Grimshaw – Mr. Grimshaw is like a German Shepherd: loyal, dependable, and always ready to guide students. He balances discipline with care and truly wants his students to succeed.

Mrs. Hurt – Mrs. Hurt is similar to the goat because of her funny, caring, social, and goal-oriented personality. She is well-liked by her students and always pushes them to do their best work.

Coach Koll – Coach Koll would be a mustang horse, representing strength, leadership, and determination. Her energy and drive motivate students both inside and outside the classroom.

Ms. Langley – Ms. Langley is a manatee: gentle, calm, and kind, and sometimes spontaneous. Her presence is soothing, and she always makes students feel supported.

Mrs. Lankford – Mrs. Lankford would be a rabbit because of her chill and friendly personality. She creates a comfortable learning environment and is always approachable.

Mr. Orr – Mr. Orr would be a beaver because of his organization, efficiency, and dedication, especially when it comes to the well-known car line. Like a beaver building and maintaining a dam, he keeps everything running smoothly and ensures that systems are in place so things function properly. His reliability and hard work help the school day run more efficiently for everyone.

Mr. Percy – Mr. Percy would be a seal due to his playful yet reserved and thoughtful personality. His class balances laughs and learning seamlessly.

Ms. Callicott – Ms. Callicott is a elephant: very creative and deeply passionate about art. Her classroom encourages self-expression and originality.

Mrs. Renes – We believe Mrs. Renes would be a hamster because of her excitement about math! She is always passionate and makes learning fun.

Mrs. Roop – Mrs. Roop is a dolphin: funny, enthusiastic, and passionate about marine science and biology. Her excitement makes learning memorable.

Mr. Rush – Mr. Rush would be a coyote because he is cool, funny, and highly enthusiastic about psychology.

Mrs. Shifflette – Known for being smart, affectionate, and easy-going, we believe the Border Terrier matches Mrs. Shifflette’s character perfectly. Mrs. Shifflette and the Border Spaniel make sure to be inclusive and considerate, and always have a smile on their face.

Mrs. Smith – An Ostrich suits Mrs. Smith because of her fiery personality (in a good way) and enthusiasm about AP Research and AP Seminar. She always strives for her students to do their best work.

Mr. Stackhouse – Mr. Stackhouse shares many similarities with the American Badger, such as their passionate and determined personalities. They get along well with the coyote, which we said is similar to Mr. Rush.

Ms. Vann – Ms. Vann would be a golden cat because of her caring, curious, and friendly characteristics. We thought it would be a great fit for her, especially because of her love for cats.

Mr. Williams – Mr. Williams would be a Bearded Dragon because of his adventurous, yet chill personality.

Mrs. Yackey – Mrs. Yackey would be a kangaroo due to her energetic, enthusiastic, and very caring personality. She cares about her students as if they were her own and always is ready to help.

Dr. Bard – Dr. Bard would be a French bulldog, not only because of his friendly, dependable, and personable nature, but also as a playful nod to his role as a French teacher. Much like the breed, he is expressive, engaging, and full of character. His classroom is welcoming and lively, and she makes learning French both accessible and enjoyable for his students.

Coach Knauer – Coach Knauer is a raccoon: resourceful, energetic, and always ready to jump into action.

Mrs. Orr – Mrs. Orr gives off strong Highland Cow energy. She is calm, patient, and approachable, creating a comfortable and welcoming environment for students. Like the gentle cow, she is dependable and steady, bringing reassurance and kindness to those around her.