10 Worst Puns of All Time
- I know its cheesy, but I feel grate
- What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator
- What happens to nitrogen when the sun rises? It becomes daytrogen
- What’s the tallest buildings in your city? The library because it has the most stories
- What do you call a snobbish criminal going down stairs? A condescending con descending.
- Did you hear the joke about the high wall? It’s hilarious, I’m still trying to get over it.
- A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, “uno, dos…” … he disappeared without a tres.
- Why don’t skeletons ask anyone out? They don’t have the guts.
- Which American president was least guilty? Lincoln – he was in a cent
- What’s the difference between a pizza and my pizza jokes? My pizza jokes can’t be topped!
