Every sign has a few stereotypes which they seem to embody perfectly. To tag along with my other article, Sorting Seniors Sun Signs, I chose to write about the most prominent traits of each sign and awarding them a high school superlative.

Hottest In The School

• Aries
• Scorpio

Aries and Scorpio’s mysterious demeanor makes them alluring and appealing. Their attitudes of aloofness demand your attention. AND THEIR EYES!!! Wow, truly stunning.

Most Athletic

• Sagittarius
• Leo

Sagittarius and Leo’s need for speed keeps them motivated and energized on the field and off. These guys are always on their grind. Can’t stop won’t stop.

Most Likely To Be CEO

• Capricorn

Capricorns’ ability to lead with their head rather than their heart enables them to make tough business decisions and stay highly organized. They Are amazing at dealing with money and therefore end up with a good sum of it.

Best Friend Ever

• Pisces
• Cancer

Two water signs of course take the cake here. Cancer and Pisces are easily the most empathetic signs and will always be willing to listen to your sorrows and provide a lit time after in order to take your mind off of them.

Best Dressed

• Libra

Libra’s love for beauty, balance, and creativity leads them to putting together killer fits. Their harmonious nature makes them appear as listful and graceful as if they belong in some kind of perfume ad.

Most Otherworldly 

• Aquarius

Aquarians come across as alien to most of us and vice versa. Trust me they think your wack too. Their innovation makes them seem ahead of their time, and maybe even on another plane of existence.

Most Likely To Have A Cooking Show

• Taurus

Taurus’s calm and collected demeanor makes them perfect for watching cook up some comfort on a cooking show. Being the ideal sign for grounding energy you’d leave feeling relaxed, cozy and at peace with the world.

Most Likely To Be A Celebrity

• Gemini

Gemini’s hysterical behaviors and attitudes make them eye-catching. You can’t help but feel attracted to them. This energy will lead them to making some friends in high places and likely land them on the big screen or something similar.

Most Likely To Get Arrested

• Leo
• Aries
• Scorpio

These daredevils might find their impulses leading them to trouble. Oftentimes causing chaos Leos, Aries, and Scorpios are likely to end up in the big house after brainstorming some diabolical and grandiose plan.

Most Likely To Be A Runway Model

• Virgo

Virgos pristine appearance and attitudes give them the grace and elegance of a runway model. Their attitudes come across as serene and almost royal. These cats are high class for sure and would make anyone want to buy what they’re wearing.

Most Likely To Be A Cult Leader

• Aquarius

Again being alien like, Aquarians are captivating. Their bright new age ideals and forward thinking  make them easy to follow as they seem to have tapped into some ancient knowledge. If enough people rally around them don’t be surprised to find an Aquarian leading people to do crazy things.

Most Likely To Live Off The Grid

• Sagittarius 
• Aquarius

Two adventurous and outrageous signs, Aquarians and Sagittarians could likely end up in the woods with lots of beard and little else. They couldn’t care less how greater society views them.

Most Likely To End Up Enlightened

• Pisces

Deep thinkers as they are Pisces have a lot of emotional stuff to work out from a young age. This leads to a lot of self awareness and discovery. Truly with all the love they provide, this emotional intelligence will definitely bring about the next enlightened being.