The Dangers of the Post Mouth Feel

Some of the most important advice you will ever receive


The Post Mouth Feel. Never heard of it? Well, you have definitely experienced it. Every single food has a ranking on the Post Mouth Feel scale, and when you eat something that is high on the ranking, it may just ruin your day if you do not have access to a toothbrush. Simply put, the Post Mouth Feel is the feeling you experience and the after taste that is left in your mouth after eating. The ideal situation is that your food of choice leaves no trace. Although that is basically impossible, there are some foods that are extremely worse to eat than others.


Here are the top 10 worst foods on the Post Mouth Feel


  1. Captain Crunch
  2. Cheezits
  3. Ritz Crackers
  4. Nilla Wafers
  5. Graham Crackers
  6. Goldfish
  7. Chips Ahoy Cookies
  8. The whipped cream on top of a frappuccino
  9. Keebler Fudge Strips Minis
  10.  Keebler Chips Deluxe


This ranking is more important than you may realize. During this time in quarantine, you may not care as much. However, it is of the utmost importance that you never ever eat any of these foods on a date as you may become severely insecure and ruin your chance with your significant other if you choose the wrong food. 


Some Special Notes:


As you can see there is definitely a correlation between how unhealthy a food is and its ranking. These top ten foods have no health benefits, so I would not recommend eating them in the first place. However, they all make easy school snacks so it is not uncommon to see someone have these foods in their lunch. Although it may be easy, is it really worth it? Unless you bring a toothbrush to school, you will be left with a bad Post Mouth Feel the rest of the day that will reduce your confidence resulting in less participation in class and less socialization with friends. Consider this next time you pack your lunch. 


The whipped cream on top of a frappuccino and the whipped cream on top of ice cream or hot chocolate may as well be two different foods. I do not know what chemical reaction happens when you put whipped cream on top of caffeine, or what these coffee shops are putting in their whipped cream, but all I know is that when you drink a frappuccino, it leaves a film in your mouth that the rest of the drink does not wash away. 


Captain Crunch not only leaves one of the worst feelings of film in your mouth, but it leaves you craving a second bowl. If you fall into this trap, you will definitely regret this decision, as it absolutely destroys the roof of your mouth.