Yesterday, I learned all of the state capitals and flags for fun, and I knew I had reached rock bottom. So, let’s take a trip around our country to find the best and worst parts. If I hurt your feelings, then I’m sorry………………this piece is #satirical.
#50 | Ohio
Charleston was cool before y’all invaded
#49 | West Virginia
I once drove through this state, and I didn’t feel good
#48 | Arkansas
I’ve heard there’s lots of bugs
#47 | Missouri
So this is where the arch is
#46 | North Dakota
You only go to North Dakota to disappear
#45 | Idaho
Their five star potato hotel
#44 | Nebraska
I kid you not, this was the first picture that came up
#43 | Alaska
Brrrrrrrr
#42 | Oklahoma
I’ll let Joe Exotic do all the talking for this state
#41 | Wyoming
I’ve heard Jackson Hole has good skiing though
#40 | Minnesota
I think the first time people remembered Minnesota existed was when Amy ran for President
#39 | Indiana
It’s sad when the one city people know is fake, Pawnee
#38 | Kansas
Does anyone actually know what state Kansas City is in now?
#37 | Iowa
Iowa caucuses are the only thing that I can think of that happened here
#36 | Kentucky
Does anything else happen in Kentucky?
#35 | Delaware
I can’t think of caption
#34 | Arizona
It’s incredible how different all the states are
#33 | Illinois
Chi-Town
#32 | New York
New YOARKA comin through
#31 | Mississippi
Claim to fame: spelling difficulty
#30 | Massachusetts
People from Boston will definitely let you know, so that’s cool I guess
#29 | Wisconsin
I find the cheeseheads so funny
#28 | South Dakota
Mount Rushmore is something everyone knows exists, but not really where. Also, I’ve heard it’s small in real life.
#27 | Michigan
Great lakes vibes
#26 | Alabama
Sweet home
#25 | Georgia
If you don’t like peaches, don’t even think about this state
#24 | Nevada
France ripped them off
#23 | New Jersey
Their governor
#22 | Pennsylvania
Pittsburg looks cool, ngl
#21 | Connecticut
Connecticut is a vibe, for sure
#20 | Maine
It’s beautiful (but cold)
#19 | Oregon
I love Oregon from what I’ve seen on Google
#18 | Tennessee
Nashville seems fun
#17 | Washington
Rain, rain, go away (unless it’s your vibe)
#16 | New Mexico
There’s just something that I really like, I don’t know…
#15 | Louisiana
Why is this house used for every promotional image of Louisiana???
