Magnet’s greatest quarterback of all time Campbell Emerson Stoklosa is a very quiet and mysterious person. So, this article will shed light on who Mr. Stoklosa is. Campbell goes by many nicknames such as “Cheer,” “Souplord,” “The Peculiarity,” and “The Villian,” but most commonly is referred to as “Bookie Fein Jr.” He was born on a calm November 9, 2007. In Charleston, the high temperature was 66 and the low was 35. There was no precipitation and the dew point was 28.96. The wind speed for the day peaked at 9mph and the visibility was about 10 miles while sea level pressure was 30.11. 

“Bookie Fein Jr.” lives an incredibly interesting life. His favorite activity is selflessly serving others, which pairs well with his job as an Ocean Rescuer. In this role, which is akin to a lifeguard, he nobly protects beachgoers from dangers such as rip currents and sharks. The average day in the life of the “Souplord” goes as follows:

6:00am – Wake up

6:00-6:30am – Explore philosophical and theological topics

6:30-7:00am – Get ready for school

7:00-7:30am – Watch YouTube Shorts

8:30-3:30pm – Attend school

3:30-4:15pm – Drive home 

5:15-5:45pm – Eat an extravagant supper

5:45-6:30pm – Homework

6:30-7:00pm – Watch Youtube Shorts

7:00-7:30pm – Further my academic studies (homework)

7:30pm – Getting snug and going to bed

When asked about his opinions on his time at Magnet, he said, “I have enjoyed my time at Magnet.” Magnet has allowed him to be better prepared for college and his career. He’s also gained valuable experience from his involvement in student government and school sports, as Campbell is an integral part of the Magnet football and lacrosse teams. After graduating from AMHS, “The Peculiarity” wishes to further his education at West Point or Kings Point. At one of these prestigious institutions, he plans on studying to be an active-duty medic and minor in theology. After concluding his academic career, “The Villain” wishes to live in a humble abode in Crested Butte, Salt Lake City, or New York City. He especially wants to live in Salt Lake City due to his fascination with their Mormon Culture and Traditions. 

Campbell Stoklosa has a long list of things he likes and dislikes. “Cheer” is a massive fan of wagons, rating them a perfect 10/10. He’s also a fan of all teams from Philadelphia, such as the Eagles, Phillies, 76ers, Flyers, and Union. In F1, he cheers for Haas and roots for Wood Brothers in NASCAR. His third favorite food is a turkey sandwich “smothered” in mayonnaise. He also states his favorite way to represent data is a “mean bar graph.” On the other hand, he’s not a fan of the Federated States of Micronesia, which he “personally dislikes.” 

Campbell says he prefers Instagram Reels over YouTube Shorts, however, he’s been watching copious amounts of shorts lately since he sacrificed reels for Lent. However, he prefers shorts over pants due to their superior comfort and breathability.

To wrap up, Campbell chose two fun Would You Rathers to respond to for this article:

Would you rather be forced to say “M’lady” every time you address a woman, or yell “I’m an Atheist!” as loud as possible every time someone says “God Bless You.”?

He chose “the M’lady one” because “all women deserve to be respected.”

Would you rather not ever be able to leave your house without carrying a DVD copy of “Paul Blart Mall Cop” or you permanently lose your sense of smell?

Finally, he chose to walk around with the DVD copy of “Paul Blart Mall Cop.”