Follow these easy tips to be the most loved student at Academic Magnet!

Step 1: Never walk at a normal pace! People love it when they have to walk behind someone who is taking their sweet time to get to class. If you run to class, that’s even better! Don’t be afraid to push people out of the way. It shows them that you are super important and have places to be. If they give you a dirty look, it just means that they want to be as awesome as you.

Step 2: Make sure you always eat really crunchy foods, especially during a test or a quiet class. It helps to break up that awkward silence and it reminds people that your food is really good! If you don’t have crunchy food, just crinkle your food wrappers, it has the same effect.

Step 3: Always complain about how much work you have to do. Everyone cares that you have 3 hours of math, a lab, 2 essays, and a Spanish test to study for all before tomorrow! Because nobody has any homework to do, we really want to hear about all of yours. If you don’t do any extracurricular activities and have lots of extra time to do your work and still complain, that’s even better!

Step 4: If you want to chat with your friends, just hang out with them in the middle of the hallway between classes! Other highly recommended locations listed but not limited to are in the stairwells, in doorways, and in front of water fountains. Always do this when a lot of people are around so they can see how popular you are! See the picture above of juniors Sophie Brams and Maya Haley to show you how it’s done!

Step 5: If people are trying to leave the parking lot, stand in front of their cars. It’s not like they have to be somewhere or do something important, so don’t bother to move. It makes the parking lot an obstacle course and it’s a lot of fun!

Step 6: Hit people with Frisbees at lunch, they love it!

Now that you have been enlightened with these easy tips, get ready for Magnet to love you!