With the recent uptick in clown sightings, the Birds Eye Live crew felt motivated to fulfill their civic duty to teach people how to properly defend themselves from clowns. As far as I am concerned, if you dress up as a clown in an attempt to harm others, you have automatically forfeited your rights as a person. Gabi Rauls and I set out with fellow seniors Paul Whitaker, Capers Borders, and Aaron Thornton to show the world how to defend yourself from clowns in a variety of situations.