What do you call a big sarcastic hole? A sarchasm
There’s a new brand of shovel coming out, I hear it’s ground breaking.
What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire.
Bicycles can’t stand on their own because they’re two tired
I’ve been waiting for some books about herbs to come in the mail, and its about thyme.
Whoever invented knock knock jokes deserves a no-bell prize.
What do Eskimos use to keep their houses together? I-glue
What do you call a pony with a sore throat? A little hoarse
If you want to have spaghetti for dinner, there’s a lot of different pastabilites.
These new omelettes are egg-cellent.
Check out our first pun article here.